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Britney and Kevin at the Online Casino
15 Dec 2005

Did you think that playing online casino games, and keeping yourself occupied with sports betting and blackjack was going to save you from hearing about the newest Britney Spears and Kevin Federline gossip? We are sorry to tell you that you were very much mistaken. Many online casinos are now offering odds on the aftermath of Mr. and Mrs. Spears impending divorce. You can place bets at your favorite casino regarding where and by whom little baby Sean Preston will be raised. Now don't get us wrong, we are not saying that Hollywood's trashiest couple is in the process of a divorce; but come on, did you really think that this was an everlasting love?

So take out your pens and start writing down the latest odds for Britney and Kevin.
It seems reasonable to think that Britney will retain custody of the 3 month old baby boy, as Kevin is barely fit enough to parent itself; therefore the odds are in favor of Britney at 2:1. If by some miracle, or should we say grand error of judgment, Kevin gets custody of the child then those who placed bets on this scenario at the online casino will receive 20:1 winnings.

Of course, it seems that the best place for little Sean Preston to end up is with Britney's mother. With her, the baby will be promised a life not revolving around his mothers crazy ideas of a healthy lifestyle; in fact, he may even end up being normal. The odds for this reasonable case at the online casino are 5:1. But wait, before you make your decision, there is still one more option for all you fans: Shar Jackson. That’s right Kevin's other babies mama; whose odds are a whopping 30:1. So who are you rooting for? Place your bets and let the saga continue.